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jhabua

This was my third transfer in a year................. and one of colleague having good connections........ was determined to make out....... where i am being transferred........ as exact orders where not issued.......
while he was on cell connected to his connection we all stood by his side listening to his conversation ........ and he said..................
"kuch pata laga kahan ja raha hai ....... "
"hmm........ "
" JHABUA"....................... and we all repeated JhabuaaaAAAAAA......... (repeated and laughed in chorus) till there coffee spilled out of cup.................
jhabua is a tribal district on border of MP and Gujrat..... as remote as the name sounds........ and the famous phrase was born ...... "Jhabua gaya babua "....... and all of them changed my contact details .....................
now am "Jhabua" in there phone books or may b in there conversations too.......... :)
this is the way it began............
my train arrived at 11:30 pm at meghnagar,.............. Jhabua is like half an hour from this place.......
company cab was ready to receive me with a driver and guards armed with 12 bore rifles........ suddenly i was a VIP with armed guards for security............
making this secure PSU job even more secure ................... :)
guards told me....... the tribal s here smear there arrows in poison (scorpions or some shrub ) and ambush vehicles on the way to jhabua........
quit interesting information for a person destined to jhabua first time in life................. actually this is the beginning..............

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  1. Agar jhabua me teri bua rehti to ....
    Tu jhabua me apni bua ke ghar jata.....
    :P

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  2. lets move the story

    the vehicle started .......... & started talking with wind..(vroommmmmmmmm) and all the passengers twisted their finger, the journey to salvation had begun,,the CAB entered a bushy are ,sound of different kind,never herd before, come every direction ,everyone's hands joined to pray god,but what about the driver he can't do that as of course he had the stearing of the the vehicle,& of course in his palm u can see not only his fate lines but the life line of others also, suddenly .......................

    the vehicle stopped moving ......
    its rear wheel was jammed ,it looks like it had tucked in some thing.

    One of the guard got down and moved back to check the matter while all other waited inside for his re appearance....

    1---2----3-- and several min passed but he didn't came , every one got anxious fearing
    the worst the had in their mid,,,,,,,,,,,,,


    but god only knows where the guard was



    actually he god in bushes for a long PISSSSS

    ,when he returned after a while every body got relaxed and thought of stupid thoughts the had thought in these moments .and the journey again started ....




    but kya ye safar poora hoga?

    kya sare log guest house pahuch paiye ge?

    kya jungli logon ki kahinayin kewal mangaranth bathen hain ?

    kya hoga is sarkari naukar ka ?

    is jawab janne ke liye padhe.......

    aaaaaaaaa....koi bacha mujhe..........
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    ye sach nahin ho sakta
    .................eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaa

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  3. nice piece of work.. keep the series going...

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  4. Great ! Dear really its very nice to read , you are developing good writing skills , great things hapens from inside & in peice like jhabua........
    but dont take inspiration from chetan Bhagat he is not good writer from litraure point of view.
    you go in your own way , really its anew start keep it it up, my best wishes are allways with you.
    bye.

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  5. @ akash .... han fir ye Jhabua nahi JA - BUA ho jata.....

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